It’s always just outside of my reach. I wonder how it makes you feel.
big upset in the comic world. →
It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood
Miss Alyssa says: well that's honesty as well as you can explain it without beating the shit out of your caps lock and yelling at him through the internet! bwahaha
Brittany says: LOL
Brittany says: then "i dont know. you can only break my heart so many times before it shouldnt hurt as much right? ha."
Miss Alyssa says: (i'm making this humorous so you're not so upset.) i'm going to stick a power socket in his head and resurrect his brain
Brittany says: maybe too much
Brittany says: LOL
Miss Alyssa says: not really too much
Miss Alyssa says: i have been hurt so many times that i kinda get calloused with it sometimes
Brittany says: yup
Miss Alyssa says: FRANKENSTEIN BRAIN
Miss Alyssa says: frankenstien? i typed frankenstain... he needs some OXYCLEEEAAANNN
Brittany says: then he said "it'd be my own fault" and i said "yes"
Miss Alyssa says: billy mays is motherfucking frankenstein
Brittany says: hahahahahahaha
You can’t be close enough unless I’m feeling your heartbeat.– hellogoodbye
No wonder Josh puts earplugs in when you talk.– Chris, my lovely ex-boyfriend commenting on another ex-boyfriend of mine
textsfromlastnight.com fucking supreme
(781): yours is so small it looks like an acorn!! (478): I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell (415): Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass. (651): I’m not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex. (720): i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there. (401): you’re kinda like...
EPIC WIN →
men were born without brains, they came pre-wired for sex, eating, and...– the explanation of the douchebags, not all men, to Brittany
i will marry you, brittany hammond!
Alyssa: fuck that. that is so fucking wrong!!!
Brittany: HES SO CRAZY
Alyssa: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT NORMAL MEN HIDING IN MAN CAVES
Alyssa: they all must just have rented/bought arkham asylum
Alyssa: and they're busy playing it... or watching star wars
Brittany: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Alyssa: YOU BETTER!
Brittany: I AM QUOTING THIS SOMEWHERE
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
textsfromlastnight.com is my new favorite.
“(407): i’m really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?” “(716): Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald’s before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.” “(850): dude i doubt hes gay (1-850): I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!” “(810): I guess i tried to text 911 last night...
(631): im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken...– textsfromlastnight.com
(734): wow… just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last...– textsfromlastnight.com
zomg drag your mouse over him… I want him :(
I am in love. →
If you ever want to buy me anything ever, buy it from this store. (link above)
I’m in a great fucking mood today. Cleaned the shit out of Condo Greyskull, got alot of shit done that I’ve needed to get done. Currently listening to live QOTSA. It’s a big load of sexy.. I don’t know if I can handle it. I decided I am going to get a new tattoo very soon. I need to get my side tat finished.. but I figure I’d start another fairly soon. I have two...
I am a new day rising, I’m a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight...– “Times Like These” - Foo Fighters
I walked into my laundry room to do laundry and I got scared shitless by a giant Incredible Hulk standup that was facing anyone attempting to do laundry, even though I saw it last night and thought it was funny. FML I think I am actually going to submit that to FML. Right now. (this actually happened today, not quoted.)
I’ve edited this post too many times. The point I was trying to make isn’t even really a valid point, because the one person it would matter to most would disagree with me anyway. I can’t criticize myself publicly. But I did realize one thing..
I just wanted to know if I could go home Been rambling in day after day And...– “Notion” - Kings of Leon